Lets face it, even if you’re only a freshman, if you don’t have an internship already you are behind in NYU world. If you don’t have an internship for this summer, you are behind in every decent university’s world and might as well just drop out and live on the streets. Ok, that’s a tad dramatic, but we’re NYU…its what we do best. Now the only reason we are helping you with this life changing task is obviously because we already have jobs and internships lined up until we finish grad school. So take notes young grasshoppers…
We’re sure you have all had some sort of encounter where you see a scruffy man in a million layers of clothing walk in somewhere and you instantly think, “oh my god why is that hobo walking into my building??” It is then followed by a wave of relief, “Oh wait, it’s just a hipster.” It can be very challenging to distinguish hobos from hipsters seeing as they have very similar physical appearances. Both are frequently spotted wearing army jackets layered over zip up hoodies. They usually sport a beard (which can vary in length) and they are typically chain-smoking cigarettes. In the winter months, aka now, they also both wear beanies and gloves with missing fingers. The trickiest one though is when they play their guitar in the park. Are they trying to make a living or are they just becoming one with the music and pondering the ideas of existentialism?? With so many similarities you must be wondering, “HOW WILL I EVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?!!”
A majority of your professors are not from America
At least 5 of your friends model professionally
You think anything above 14th st is uptown