We hate to be a downer, but we just became aware that this wonderful week off is coming to an end. With these last remaining days of bliss we want to make sure you have fulfilled the necessities of spring break. Whether you went on some tropical vacay or toured Europe, we hope it was a complete shit show.
Because we know you’re just as addicted to Facebook as any other student we are sure you have watched, and probably shared, the Invisible Children video about Joseph Kony. Whether or not you support Invisible Children, it is undeniable that this is a major issue. Personally, we are impressed at how quickly the video spread and how much attention it has received so far. Now the real question is whether or not people will keep being advocates or forget about it as soon as a new video of a cute talking dog goes viral.
We know its almost spring break and were supposed to be dieting and getting super skinny, but whatever, fuck it. When you get a craving for cupcakes there’s no getting rid of it until its satisfied. So, to celebrate the beginning of March we are indulging just a little. And lets face it, nowhere has better cupcakes than NYC.
Lets face it, even if you’re only a freshman, if you don’t have an internship already you are behind in NYU world. If you don’t have an internship for this summer, you are behind in every decent university’s world and might as well just drop out and live on the streets. Ok, that’s a tad dramatic, but we’re NYU…its what we do best. Now the only reason we are helping you with this life changing task is obviously because we already have jobs and internships lined up until we finish grad school. So take notes young grasshoppers…